@bobhead97 Google Is Racist Type into Google... 'White people stole my car' Press ENTER Then it will say... Did you mean, 'Black people stole my car' Racist!. 23 words
@desorton The Burlesque Show A kid ran out of the burlesque show. The doorman grabbed him and asked what is the matter. The kid said, “My Mama told me if I looked at anything bad I’d turn to stone…. and I can feel it starting!”. 41 words
@mitchattitude Porn Film I watched the director's cut of a porn film the other day, at the end the guy actually fixes the washing machine!. 22 words
@parys86 "Guess" I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?". 15 words
@lukebrad1 Lost My Cock I lost my arm in the army i lost my leg in the navi. I lost my cock in a butchers shop and found it in my gravy :). 29 words
@esmebutcherd Speed Limit Of Sex What's the speed limit of sex. 69, because once you reach that you have to turn back around!. 18 words
@keithheavey BMW Joke What's the difference between a rose-bush and a man driving a BMW. On a rose bush the prick is on the outside.. 22 words
@Gusto Dating Game Dating game is like ping pong…. Back and forth with the text msgs and fone calls until someone smashes….. Then you scored… P.s…Anything longer than that….. 36 words
@kidnapthesandyclaws I like Korn, Marilyn Manson, 1D and a whole bunch of music (: I'm friendly so don't hesitate when talking to me (: View Profile
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