What's the difference between a rose-bush and a man driving a BMW?
On a rose bush the prick is on the outside.
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I'm Irish, 21 years old living in Dublin all my life, I have travelled the world more or less, myself and my brother are the only ones who have been well travelled, as my sisters haven't. I have an amazing girlfriend who gets me through day by day crazy things that happen to me, well not always crazy but the random craziness :)
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