One day three nuns where summoned into the office. The mother nun said "we found a pair of knickers in the fathers room".
Two of the nuns gasped... The third giggled.
"we also found a used condom".
Two nuns gasped... The third giggled
"it was split"
Two nuns giggled...
The third fainted.
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I am 14 years old. Live in the isle of man and like writing :D and making music on my guitar and other various instruments
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