Women's Panties

@daren65

Opinion

If I want your opinion I will tell you it. ~ Tommy Docherty.

@darraghoco

What do you call it when a slut is in a bad mood. Whoremones.

@katiepie

Nuts

Two nuts walked into a bar, one was a salted..

@daren65

Slag

Not saying my ex is a slag...but even the label on her knickers says next!!.

@Mad4books

*awkward*

That awkward moment when you accidentally send a text to the person you were talking about...

@Mad4books

Shy

when I'm quiet, those that don't know me look at me and think I'm shy. People who know me think: OMG. she's thinking. EVERYBODY RUN. lmfao. heheee.

@Mad4books

Swearing

swearing. me. noooo. i was simply stretching my middle finger at you..

@Jingles

Man: Why do women have small feet. To stand closer to the kitchen sink X-D Woman: Why do men have small dicks. Because there cunts ):(.