Swearing

@esmebutcherd

89

What is 89. 69 with a fat chick. :).

@ChrisCOliver

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@ms-141

You know you're ready to be a parent when you find yourself talking sense nonstop..

@sm-210

Being Romantic

I left a trail of rose petals from the front door, up the stairs, and to the bedroom. I sprinkled some more over the bed.

@danimal81

Possibly The Funniest Product Reviews Ever

Read the customer reviews... http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B000KKNQBK/ref=redir_mdp_mobile?ref_=cm_cr_pr_product_top.

@mitchattitude

My Friend

I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags. He's bisatchel..

@pplaskota

Pussy Cats

So everyone on Opuss is a cat. That's a hell of a lot of pussies!.

@Mad4books

True Story

a guy knocked at my door today and asked me for a donation for her local swimming pool so i gave her a glass of water to start her off >_< xx lol *true story*.