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@sm-210

Being Romantic

I left a trail of rose petals from the front door, up the stairs, and to the bedroom. I sprinkled some more over the bed.

@danimal81

Possibly The Funniest Product Reviews Ever

Read the customer reviews... http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B000KKNQBK/ref=redir_mdp_mobile?ref_=cm_cr_pr_product_top.

@mitchattitude

My Friend

I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags. He's bisatchel..

@pplaskota

Pussy Cats

So everyone on Opuss is a cat. That's a hell of a lot of pussies!.

@originaldude

The Hangover

We lost jack .. Turned out he shat himself . :D.

@pingu

Awkward

That awkward moment when you're running and your breast bouncing up and down.... AND YOU'RE A GUY!!. -.-'''.

@faruc

PLAYING GOLF

Hey, anyone ever hit a hole in one with their Wii?.

@ms-141

You know you're ready to be a parent when you find yourself talking sense nonstop..