*awkward*

@Mad4books

Swearing

swearing. me. noooo. i was simply stretching my middle finger at you..

@Mad4books

True Story

a guy knocked at my door today and asked me for a donation for her local swimming pool so i gave her a glass of water to start her off >_< xx lol *true story*.

@ChrisCOliver

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@ms-141

You know you're ready to be a parent when you find yourself talking sense nonstop..

@sm-210

Being Romantic

I left a trail of rose petals from the front door, up the stairs, and to the bedroom. I sprinkled some more over the bed.

@danimal81

Possibly The Funniest Product Reviews Ever

Read the customer reviews... http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B000KKNQBK/ref=redir_mdp_mobile?ref_=cm_cr_pr_product_top.

@mitchattitude

My Friend

I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags. He's bisatchel..

@Mad4books

Shy

when I'm quiet, those that don't know me look at me and think I'm shy. People who know me think: OMG. she's thinking. EVERYBODY RUN. lmfao. heheee.