Girls

@Dino_Dung

On my travels in the amazon, I saved a mysterious man from a tribe. He granted me one wish, but it had to be either a massive penis or unlimited memory... I forget what happened after that....

@jamieG

Tight Underwear

A smile is like tight underwear - it makes your cheeks go up..

@whazza

Top And Bottoms

What has a bottom at the top Your legs.

@tommyburrows

Women's Panties

Q. What's White, smells and can be found in women's panties. A. Clitty litter..

@Jingles

Man: Why do women have small feet. To stand closer to the kitchen sink X-D Woman: Why do men have small dicks. Because there cunts ):(.

@daren65

Opinion

If I want your opinion I will tell you it. ~ Tommy Docherty.

@darraghoco

What do you call it when a slut is in a bad mood. Whoremones.

@monkeyfunk

3 Nuns

One day three nuns where summoned into the office. The mother nun said "we found a pair of knickers in the fathers room". Two of the nuns gasped... The third giggled. "we also found a used condom".