Sandy
BREAKING NEWS: Kanye West says he'll let Sandy finish, but thinks Katrina was the best hurricane of all time..
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Adele
Adele's fan base are called "Adelephants".
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100M Final
The hundred meter final, the only time a man gets praise for finishing in under 10 seconds.
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I think the chinese people have an advantage at the olympics because they made all the equipment.
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Real Women
Yes, real women have curves. Fat women have rolls. Rolls are not curves.
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Will Smith smacked a reporter at Men in Black 3 Premiere, wonder if his mum got scared and sent him to live with his auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
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Animal puns are not funny in any neigh, sheep or farm.
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Asses
Life is all about asses: We are either kissing them, kicking them, watching them, or being one..
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The American Dream
The American dream, you have to be asleep to dream, wake up!.
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Capital Letters
Capital letters are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your Uncle jack off a horse..
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Mind Blown
What if Harry mentally created Hogwarts as a coping mechanism while living under the stairs?.
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Some of you walked into my life & made it better, others walked out and made it fucking fantastic #KidCudi.
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Girls
Girls are like condoms, they spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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Toy Story
Wonder if Woody and Buzz have ever met Andy's mum's toys, I bet they have the same names #repost.
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Mark Zukerburg is so dumb, he bought Instagram for $1 billion when he could have just gone on the app store and got it for free.
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The only 3 things a guy should want to change about his girl is her last name, her address and her viewpoint on men #KidCudi.
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I smoke to get high cause the world is so low #KidCudi.
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You have enemies. Good, that means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. #LoveThis.
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Easter
On which day did Jesus hide the eggs?.
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Wonder if Woody and Buzz have ever met Andy's mum's toys, I bet they have the same names.
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Want a good nights sleep so guna put my phone on Lebron James mode, no ring.
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How do 5 gay lads walk. In One Direction.
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