Early Bird

@o_muchachita

The girl who is seemed unbreakable, broke. The girl who always laughed, cried. The girl who never stopped trying, finally gave up.

@BellaMaple

Slam Dunk

If thin people go skinny dipping. What do fat people do. The... Chunky Dunk?.

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Very Subtle

"Whoever put the B in subtle deserves a pat on the back".

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Panda Pride

I love pandas, they're not racist They're black, white and asian!.

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Protection?

“The only true mystery in life is why kamikaze pilots wore helmets” - Al McGuire.

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Pool Etiquette

“Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?”.

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Fame

“A celebrity is someone who works hard all their life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.” - Fred Allen.

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Dark Times

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night" Steve Martin.