Are We There Yet?

@sheriffof0

Gravity

When my mum used to ask why my clothes were on the floor of my room I would always say "gravity, mum. It's gravity.".

@parys86

Amazing Asians:

NO matter how amazing you are at something , there will always be an 8 year old Asian who is better... .

@beckyirving

If You Don't Understand It, Read It Out-loud...

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup. ~ You can roast beef but you can't pea soup!.

@ellystyles

Joke

My brother burnt all my mr men books last night. No more mr nice guy..

@ellystyles

YOLT You Only Live Twice Believe in reincarnation.

@katiekat16

Walk Of Shame

The walk of shame when you have to go and pick up something that you tried to throw in the bin, but missed..

@Hannahcross

Snowman

One Day i made a snowman as tall as he could be, I thought i'd be so kind and let him sleep with me, I gave him some pyjamas and a pillow for his head, last night the snowman vanished and wet the...

@mia10

Lol

There were 3 men in a bar.One sang me me me.Another sang knife and fork knife and fork.Another sang she stole my lollipop she stole my lollipop she stole my lollipop.Then a policeman walked in and...