Dark Joke
Whats red and has two legs. A deer with its legs cut off.
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JoshCourtneyy
Josh, 15, England. I like writing, music, writing music and photography. @JoshCourtneyy
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Stories by @JoshCourtneyy (10)
Coldplay
Oh it's true When you Use your heart as a weapon And it hurts like heaven.
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Tell
Just tell me if you need a loving hand, to help you fall asleep tonight.
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Ed Sheeran
She's like cold coffee in the morning, I'm drunk off last night's whiskey and coke. But of course I'm 15 so I can't drink yet, oops.
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Today's Music
Some of today's music is brilliant. But autotune. No, go away..
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Just
Just because your screaming inside doesn't mean anyone will hear your call..
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Frank Turner
You'll live to dance another day But now you'll have to dance, for one more of us.
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Gadget Show Live
Just been to the Gadget Show Live. Tons of tech has been brought home, per usual!.
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Doctor Who
When David Tennant's doctor said no guns, then when he regenerates and Matt Smith is holding a freaking pistol..
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Titanic
"I put the diamond in the coat... I PUT THE COAT ON HER!".
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