Twisted Food

My elders have gone crazy,
Because they say I'm lazy,
So they're trying to make me good.

They think that it'll help my mood,
And it probably could,
If they switch around all my food.

Instead of drinking water,
They gave me thinking water,
Now I’m really smart.

And instead of ice cream,
They gave me nice cream,
Now I’ve got a big heart.

They choked down late watchers,
Not weight watchers,
Now I'm always early by an hour or two.

I was forced to eat love candy,
Instead of Dove™ candy,
Now I'm loving you.

And instead of tribal stories,
They read me bible stories,
Now I want to be a preacher.

And instead of kool-aid
They gave me school-aid.
But I still don’t like my teacher.

All rights reserved. Klaire™ January 3 2013