@elltel

100

100 days until the start of the Olympics. Still time to book tickets, transport and accommodation. I recommend three weeks in Tenerife..

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@Icefrost1

Gymnastics

I've been in this world since i was 4. Im now entering Level 8. I loved this sport, the thrill of twisting and turning in the air.

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@rory

Flux Capacitor

Ronaldo scores a goal so good tonight that it has changed history. He has now never bottled a big game, nor consistently failed to score in big games.

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@whazza

Footballers

Why are footballers never invited to dinner Because they are always dribbling.

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@whazza

Football

Why are football stadiums so cold Because theres a lot of fans.

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@RobMabon

Jonny 'Bones' Jones

Is this man destined to be the greatest light heavyweight in mixed martial arts history. Is there anyone in the light heavyweight division with the tools and capabilities to even test Jon jones.

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@rory

Never Ending Gift

Best thing about watching liverpool lose, is that you know it's due to happen again in 7 days.

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@sjwijaya

Courage

Courage is not the absence of fear. It is doing what you are supposed to do regardless. Courage is not a loud bellowing roar.

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