Lebanese and British.. You feed me and I love you! <3 And that's how I roll! :D. Follow my twitter and you will live to a 100 :).. @LeaEllieAbiAkl
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.. Jack got a shock with a mouthful of cock because Jill's real name is Randy!.
*IMPORTANT - SPOILERS AHEAD* OK SO. I have just watched the second Breaking Dawn of Twilight and let me just say that it was a massive disappointment.
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I have just realised how much I have completely neglected this app of my phone. This I might rekindle my opuss days!.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public..
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?.
My brother John has Alzheimer, I hope it doesn't run in the family, because my brother John has Alzheimer..
Went to watch Coldplay yesterday in the Emirates Stadium.. Let's just say.. IT WAS BLOODY AMAZING!. It was fantastic. Even the people were great. It was so good!!.
I HAVE OFFICIALLY AND FINALLY FINISHED MY EXAMS FOR THE YEAR. PRAISE THE LORD!!.
If the world was coming to and end.. And you had one last text or one last phone call, what would you say. Plus unlimited texts don't count. :D.
Are you related to Yoda?. Because Yodalicious!.
ONE MORE EXAM. JUST ONE MORE AND I AM OFFICIALLY OVER FOR THE HOLIDAYS. I am so excited I actually cannot contain the thrill of knowing I no longer need to hold a pen and read a book in my free time.
I have swamped with revision and A-levels that I have literally had not time to do anything on Opuss, once the 29th of May comes, (final exam) you wont stop hearing from me. Wish me luck. :).
I'm contemplating writing my short opening I did for English on here, just to see people's reaction towards it.. Should I. Or should I not. ....
Take time to laugh, it is the music of the soul..
Oh wait.. I have no life, thanks to A-levels -__-.
Alright. So I went to watch the new Avengers movie today, and let me just say. It was SO GOOD. The cast for the characters were amazing. I mean Robert Downey Junior is perfect for Iron Man.
You see a £97 shirt, but don't have any cash. So you borrow £50 from your mum and £50 from your dad which equals £100.
1. My mum 2. Food 3. Heavy Rain 4. Music 5. The number 22 6. Having long funny yet meaningless chats. 7. Sleep 8. Crickets at night 9. Birds in the morning 10. Hot showers. 12. Amaretto Ice...
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Welshman walk into a bar.. And the bartender says - "what is this some kind of joke?!".
Behind every man, there is a great woman..
"Can you imitate a parrot" - asked my friend. "Can you imitate a parrot" - I replied..
I used to be a stand up comedian, but then I sat down!.
I was walking down the street one day, and a guy threw cheese at me, it wasn't very mature :(.
Be the change you want to see in the world!.
(Careful - Spoilers, if you haven't watched the movie and want to. :S) Now, I have read all the books and were extremely thrilling. When the movie came out I was extremely excited.
You..
Two blondes were taking a leisurely stroll, until they came across some tracks. They spent some time debating what kinds of tracks these are - Blonde 1: "They're rabbit tracks" Blonde 2: "No no.