Joke #17

@sian_

Evil Kitten

I really do love Opuss, But I cannot stand its sound. The evil kitten meowing Makes my head pound..

@sian_

The Fair

Shall we go to the fair. We'll give everyone a scare With our screaming on the rides And staggering off the sides. Shall we go into town. The fair has made me feel like a clown.

@nmaelietta

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Nitrome - Noun, NITS ROME You've heard of it right. You haven't. Why not?!.

@were

Lamont Carey!!!

Lamont Carey came to MY classroom!!. IT WAS SO COOL!!. I told him about opuss, not including the name, and he said I should make sure I copy right my work... All rights reserved!.

@nmaelietta

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Tumblr - Noun, TUM-BLAAAHHHH A place where even the end of the world and Justin Bieber are celebrated..

@nmaelietta

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Porsche - Noun, IT'S POR-SCHA, NOT PORSH. I bet you don't drive one..

@nmaelietta

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Boris Johnson - Noun, BOJO Somehow we allowed an eccentric lisping multicultural politician become the Mayor of London..

@Bobdimmer

I think it's about time I wrote a poem NOT about death and despair....