Patriotic

@TaintedTulip, you sure jest!
It's plain to see Britain's the best,
Sure, you have states,
50 too many,
We have Lizzy and the penny,
We are England,
Just one "state",
US is.... weird,
Don't mean to slate,
One has quality,
Over quantity,
You need a massive place,
To battle our entity,
We have petrol,
Y'all have gas,
We have accents,
R.P class,
Kentish,
Cockney,
Sussex, too,
Dialects, we'll clobber you!
Cheshire,
Geordie,
Scouse,
There's more!
But one won't want,
Thee to be sore,
So nurse thy wounds,
You Texas girl,
Let's give old,
Albion a whirl.