@0mglaur4

Twitter

be a social mofo and add me on twitter, I'll love you forever and follow back @blowlauranda.

@mpallister24

Scared about tomorrow....

@mpallister24

Why is it that in Soap Operas everybody says let's put the kettle on as if it's the answer to everything?.

@loomey2011

Rain

Ok please excuse my language.......... Fucking stop raining it's starting to do my fucking head in. Ok rant over!.

@loomey2011

Hello

Hey all, how's everyone?.

@loomey2011

Strange?

When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?.

@loomey2011

Panic!!!!

I rang babestation last night, the girl answered and said "hi, what can I do for you...?", "fucking hide" I said, "I've lost the remote and my bird is coming down the stairs!".

@zaakee

Birthday Wish

Hello (: If any of you would be so kind to write a poem for me on my birthday, it'll be so nice. Wonderful really. One can only be shameless so much on their birthday..