@loomey2011

Rain

Ok please excuse my language.......... Fucking stop raining it's starting to do my fucking head in. Ok rant over!.

@loomey2011

Hello

Hey all, how's everyone?.

@loomey2011

Strange?

When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?.

@loomey2011

Panic!!!!

I rang babestation last night, the girl answered and said "hi, what can I do for you...?", "fucking hide" I said, "I've lost the remote and my bird is coming down the stairs!".

@loomey2011

Hello!

@indiasparrow Morning!.

@loomey2011

News Flash!

Breaking news......... Big yellow thing seen in the sky over England, locals are all out looking, wondering what it could be!!!!!!!!!!.

@puppielove

Info

Did you know Leitrim has the smallest coast line in Ireland.

@mpallister24

Why is it that in Soap Operas everybody says let's put the kettle on as if it's the answer to everything?.