Turbo: [in solitary confinement in jail] Yo Russia, Russia! I need to take a shit.
[pause]
Turbo: Say man I need to take a shit and I can't find no place to do it.
[pause]
Turbo: Yo!
Uri Boyka: [also in in solitary confinement - shouting] What?
Turbo: Fuckin' need to take a shit and I can't find no place to do it man. What you think I should do?
Uri Boyka: [first looks up at some steel bars hanging from the ceiling] I think you should fuckin' hang yourself.
Turbo: Fuck you.
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