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@LanzaStar15

I Love You More

I love you, can't change my mind. More than words, have defined. More that thoughts, twist and wind. More than the actions, that can be signed. More than the population, of mankind..

@sguga

Fire Drill

Last time we went outside because of a practice fire drill and we all did a really big long Mexican wave!. The teachers joined in!!.

@tattyteddy

Sticks And Stones

Sticks and stones will break my bones and names will sometimes hurt me - that's if I let names hurt me and don't dodge if anyone throws sticks and stones at me.

@candyfloss009

When the giant comes to breakfast When the giant comes to breakfast he eats cornflakes with a spade followed by a lorry load of toast and marmalade .

@OllieBoyne

Biscuits

Have you noticed how the top and bottom biscuit in the packet are always broken. Why do they bother putting them in?.

@Georgiastar

Summer?

Dear cold weather, Who are you and what have you done with summer. Summer has disappeared this year, please return it soon. Thanks Georgia LOL!.

@em99sh

Dumb Blonde Jokes

What does a dumb blonde do if there's a sign in a laundry place that says "please remove clothes". She takes off ALL of her clothes. What does a dumb blonde do if u tell her there is a computer virus.

@klippy09

The Pillars

The pillars three Once stood so tall But it seems to me Like they’re now bound to fall.