@brainfreezeno1

Simpson, Homer Simpson

Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history. From the, town of Springfield. He's about to hit a chestnut tree..

@brainfreezeno1

Dumbass

When your ex says, "You'll never find anyone like me." Reply with, "That's the point DUMBASS".

@brainfreezeno1

Dumbass

When your ex says, "You'll never find anyone like me." Reply with, "That's the point DUMBASS".

@Kathyc

They're smitten, While playing badminton, Where's my kitten. -Princess Diaries 2.

@kelseyb123

Graduation Speech: Twilight

When we were five our parents asked us what we wanted to some said astronaut, or in my case princess. When we were ten they asked again some said journalist or in my case a gold mentalist.

@kelleykusak

Never Good Enough.

She said she was trying to be so perfect because deep down she never felt good enough to be with you..

@crayolaskies

PITCH PERFECT

"I shut everybody out. Don't take it personally. It's just easier." ~ Beca on Pitch Perfect.

@Kathyc

I leave and she's 12, I come back after a week and she's 16. -Parental Guidance.