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Jim Fixed It

Dear Jim'll fix it

During the 90’s I wrote to you to fix it for me to spend a night with a hooker, which you arranged with great vigour. The night was a great success, as you know very well having insisted you stand in the corner and watch us the whole time.

Me and Molly the Muncher are now together with me as her loving husband/pimp. We are expecting our 7th child and have decided to call him Jim after Jim Bowen.

Just thought you should know.

Nick

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Raised by a pack of insatiable badgers, I was forced 2 hunt 4 scraps of sinclair zx spectrum tape. Eventualy 1 day I had finally collected enough tape 2 make a game “The Dizzy Willy and his adventures in Frogger Batmans Barbarian cave” was complete and ready 2 play. Much 2 my dismay the ZX in the Badgers warren had been baited by some unruley country folk and battered with hammocks leaving it with the functionality of an Amstrad. I wrote 2 Sir Clive Sinclair to tell him, he replied with a turnip.

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