Christmas

[Christmas morning, and I'm around 5-ish]

My mum is talking to my (3 year old) sister about she got in her stocking, and filming at the same time. I am in the background looking through what 'Santa brought'.

Mum: So, Emily, what did you get in your stocking?
Emily: Well, I, um got some toys, and some chocolates, and a pink...thing-
Mum: That's a toothbrush dear.
Emily: Anyway...

At this point I pull out a set of vests.

Me: Oooo, winter t-shirts!
Others: ...
Mum: They're called vests, darling.
Me: ...