@Carnictis

Frustation...

Did You hear that my Pet all these Years they've been looking for a Baby?!?!?.

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@brainfreezeno1

Corpse Bride

Victor: we're taking this wedding party upstairs... Woman: upstairs. I didn't know we had an upstairs. Best line ever!.

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@brainfreezeno1

Supernatural

Dean: Im sitting in a Laundromat, reading about myself, sitting in a Laundromat reading about myself. My head hurts..

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@LittleMissMalik

Music.

Everyone has that one song they can relate to....

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@brainfreezeno1

Despicable Me!

I'm having a bad, bad day... Its about time that i get my way... Steamrolling whatever i see... Oh, Despicable Me....

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@InfiniteRose

What Is A Ghost?

What is a ghost. A tragedy condemned to repeat itself time and again. An instant of pain, perhaps. Something dead which still seems to be alive. An emotion suspended in time. Like a blurred...

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@pogohoudine

White Girls vs Black Girls

Dude, the only difference between a black girl and a white girl is that when a black girl asks you if her ass looks big, you say 'Hell yeah!' -9GAG.

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@Carnictis

Rise...

“There’s a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches.

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