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My Dog

If my dog could understand English for 5 minutes, this is what I'd tell her.

We can't take you to the park for an hour every day. Sometimes you'll have to settle for a treat.

Not everyone who rings the doorbell is an axe murderer.

Please chase your tail and growl at your foot more. It's highly entertaining.

I know this sounds crazy, but your constant whining in the car will not get us there any faster.

Also, You're waterproof, the bath is not going to hurt you.

Sirev

@Sirev

Martial Arts instructor, been training for 36 years, teaching for 15. Study and teach a mix of Jeet Kune Do, Krav Maga and Systema.

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