Asshole Drivers

@snapmix

Anti Joke

Why did the girl fall of the swing. She had no arms..

@emogurlforfun

Emotions

Bottling up. My emotions. So no one can see. The sorrow and the anger. All inside of me. The agony the anguish. The death and rebirth. Somthing tells me. Let it all out. But I can't.

@saskiaskippings1

You said you loved me, You said you would love me forever, But what happened to forever. You broke your promise, You don't love me, It seems the only person who seems to have kept that promise is me.

@Twilightianalex

"There is only one success - to spend your life in your own way." - Christopher Morley.

@dewday0483

Did I Read It?

When you read something are you sure you read something because it could have very valuable information so always ask yourself a question "did I read a book , or did I read something"?.

@RDE

Dubstep

Alien 1: Did you send the death threat to earth yet. Alien 2: Yes, they started dancing around and called it 'dubstep'.

@Gorgieboy

Raindrops keep falling on my head.. I think its about time I got that roof repaired. :).

@eliseeeegurl

Pessimists

Borrow money from pessimists– they don't expect it back..