The kettle whistles out it's tune
As Jimmy thinks " Oh, what a goon !
I thought I'd met the perfect mate "
( She moved in after just one date ! )
He pours the water in the cup
Stirs in the milk and takes a sup
" I can't believe she took the lot,
The TV, iPad, all I've got."
His heartstrings feel a little tug
" Yeah, I've been taken for a mug ! "
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