Dear Sir

Dear sir,
I am writing just to clarify and clear up some points you keep,
As it seems although you are quite far from needing sweeping off your feet.
Women agreed are strong these days and do not go without,
This doesn't mean that some of them are not deep down devout.
There are some women out there who are seeking equality,
Instead of competing in this world of masculinity.
The one you seek will hunt you down and smother you in kisses,
And when she does you'll be proud to say,
"oi! Get your eyes off of my mrs"

Sincerely
Boo :)

Dedicated to @weirdwolf