Some Things I Just Don't Get #1

My Grandad.
•Why the hell does he seem to think I give a shit?
•Why the hell does he seem to think that I pay any attention whatsoever to his lectures?
•Why does he speak very loudly at me, and then when I ask him to not shout at me, he denies it?
•Why does he come out with shitty little expressions that make no sense... Like just now, he was lecturing me about something about "My attitude" and then he said "I love you but I don't like you", that expression makes me sound I'm a jar of Marmite™, you either love me or you hate me. Which one is it going to be? Make your mind up...
•Why does he moan at me/shout at me/give me lectures, then feels the need to moan at my grandma about the conversation we just had... She doesn't need to know every single f***ing detail, although she likes to think she does...
She's another thing I can't understand... But that's another story.

~I think I may start doing "Some Things I Just Don't Get" as a sort of series, each post being about another thing that i cant understand/get used to~

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