My Life

Born in Leeds
Lived in Bradford
A Northerner from the start,
Moved to London
Lived my life and you broke my heart.
Joined the forces
To make a man out of me
Didn't quite work out -
I've got Epilepsy!
Worked for some Lawyers
In the centre of the City
You married someone else
Wasn't it a pity?
Then I decided to try the South West
Where I might be suited
And be at my best.
I do think Cornwall
Is the place for me
'Cos everything is after
A gorgeous cup of tea!