@ida_

I'm in love with my bed. We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock doesn't want us together. That jealous whore..

@Twilightianalex

If music be the food of love play on. -William shakespeare.

@Kzzz

Lone, home rich, itch, attractive, active find, me..

@skinnylove

•Lust•

Kiss my neck Bite me Pull my hair Trace my spine Hold me down Put your hands on me Be rough Tug on my clothes Use your tongue Make me moan Don't stop till I'm shaking.

@mpallister24

Doctor doctor, every time I drink a cup of hot chocolate I get a stabbing pain in the eye • Try taking the spoon out first.

@mpallister24

Doctor doctor, I've gone all crumbly, like a cheese biscuit... • you're crackers.

@Twilightianalex

Opuss. Your AMAZING..

@larry1

loneliness can kill.