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Kill Me Now

My hands can barely hold my weary, heavy head.
My throbbing, drooping eyes are a bleary, blurry red.
600 posts and counting have me completely buried.
I think I gave myself a freaking coronary.

VikingHorn

@VikingHorn

Hi! I make beer, cook food, play bass, and occasionally write words

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@leelee101 This was my version!

@VikingHorn and I can see it becoming true! Haha poor sod... 👍😂😂

Haha brilliaint write! Well done!! 👍👍 😊😄

Can def see this happening-I'm still way off 100!! Be outa here by then...😖😉😄

@Fly10 I really have no idea how many posts got entered for the #red challenge, but I saw an awful lot mounting up, and it's an easy word to use, and being limited to 4 lines encourages multiple posts. But having judged the household challenge before, I have to imagine this became more of a burden than he bargained for! By the way, I hope things are brightening in your days. 😘

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