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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded. Bring on their subs!.

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Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding. They got jellygated!.

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The golfer's wife was in full flight. "If you ever spent a Sunday with me instead of playing golf I swear I would drop dead," she screamed.

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Ref:I'm sending you off Player: What for. Ref: The rest of the match!.

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What is the bank manager's favorite type of football. Fiver side!.

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Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight. A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!.

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Q: What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything. A: Three Men And A Baby.

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To whom do fish go to borrow money. The loan shark!.