3 Blondes

@albisher

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board. Its difficult to open the legs of an ironing board..

@albisher

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar. She heard that the drinks were on the house..

@albisher

What is the first thing a blonde learns when she takes driving lessons. You can also sit upright in a car..

@PrinceyQueen

Yell For Help

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

@albisher

Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Finland, turn around and come back home. A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a tv set..

@Narlity

The Blonde And The Vending Machine

A blonde girl was standing by the vending machine. She clearly had no idea how it worked and proceeded to put a few coins in it, like the screen suggested. She picked a Coke, and out it came.

@albisher

Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer. A. There is cheese in front of the mouse..

@albisher

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head. A: A Space Invader..