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A writer, bored at the bar, turns to the man next to her. "Tell me a joke."
The man looks round, raises an eyebrow and says one word; "politics."

anniegx

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English literature and creative writing grad who spends all day working with numbers... Go figure!

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Brilliant! Describes my country perfectly -.-

@syazman thanks! Mine too sadly!

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