I'm Back And Better

@jezzer

I Am

I am a warrior A night And you Are my Queen of hearts.

@lucimaeprudence

I'm Hers and She's My God

Sometimes I wonder what God planned for me;I mean I know God has never ever made a mistake but everything I touch, I break and She keeps giving but I only take and take so I wonder if I even fit in.

@mpallister24

Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it. Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!.

@dewday0483

A barking dog is more useful than a sleeping lion.

@OpheliaMargaret

Confessions Of A Recovered Whore

When another guy comes near me, I get a new feeling. It's not you, And I know it.

@jactheninja

Old Come-backs

My mate said an old come-back yesterday when I said she was born on the motorway where accidents happen. Hers was so old that when I heard it I almost fell of my dinsaur !!.

@Kinuthia

Imagine

No hell below us, Above us only sky, Imagine all the people, Living for today. Imagine there's no countries, It isn't hard to do, Nothing to kill or die for, And no religion too.

@misslittleDHP

Funday Monday

I have a party popper. For all you doo whoppers. Let's dance and jig. A real shindig. Put your hands in the air. Leave all your cares. Let's do the Hokey Cokey. Let's get dizzy and floaty.