If I Was An Optician

@OpheliaMargaret

Confessions Of A Recovered Whore

When another guy comes near me, I get a new feeling. It's not you, And I know it.

@jactheninja

Old Come-backs

My mate said an old come-back yesterday when I said she was born on the motorway where accidents happen. Hers was so old that when I heard it I almost fell of my dinsaur !!.

@Kinuthia

Imagine

No hell below us, Above us only sky, Imagine all the people, Living for today. Imagine there's no countries, It isn't hard to do, Nothing to kill or die for, And no religion too.

@Penno

To You

Violets are blue Roses are red I need a poo Right on your head....

@eyes5ib

Can you get cornered in a round room. From KiK.

@Zorua101

Yogscast Awesomeness

*Lewis fails at creeper killing and creeper explodes* <Skylord_Jasper> WHAT THE DEVIL WAS THAT FUMBLEMOREEEEEEE <Fumblemore> Was that me. *Lewis fails a few more times* <Skylord_Lysander> Hmm...

@wednesday

Hello:-)

It's good to say hello. You feel happy When you see family. You feel happy when you see friends. It's good to say hello. You feel happy when your in a nice place. It's nice to say hello.

@dewday0483

A barking dog is more useful than a sleeping lion.