@Voist2

Style

"CD Homme Get your style" ..... Just not from us.

@Uuzka

Сегодня гуляли с другом по городу и ему позвонила его девушка, предложила покататься на машине. Так как мы были далеко от дома, они решили подвезти меня... Лучше бы я не садился в ту машину.

@mwathi

I swapped my wife's parachute around with her backpack...Now when she goes on her stupid camping holiday, all she will have is a parachute..

@salettesiao

Love is ageless and happens anywhere , anytime. Do not make fun of people who fall in love or wish to divorce at 93 !!!. Incredible but it happens!!!.

@madnessgirl

Watchin frenemies SOO bored ....

@AndersonMatlock

Joke: Cage

Lately, life has started to suck so bad I've had to look around to see if Nicholas Cage was in it..

@klippy09

The Pillars

The pillars three Once stood so tall But it seems to me Like they’re now bound to fall.

@emiliajag

Random, Nothing Serious

Times like this are hard, I feel like A retard, So here take my card, And wish the best on my regard, in mean time I'll be in the backyard, Crying over Bernard. Who lived at a barnyard!.