15 January 2013
On Saturday night I went out to a party It was good fun with very lively crowd Where I met a girl who was dressed real tarty As the night wore on I became too loud
Her name was Sally and she spoke with a drone She definitely wasn't interested in my brain When she talked it was like she had a megaphone Then spent all night snorting my cocaine
We left together and went back to mine From the fridge I took a bottle of Stolichnayer With blonde hair and long legs she looked divine I could tell she was a full on proper player
She sat there in a short leather skirt With her long tanned legs just slightly akin Oh my this girl was a terrible flirt I could see her tiny knickers within
There it was for all the world to see I could see her little shaved vagina in there She was in fact just showing it to me And as a gentleman I did not stare
Together we drank the night away We laughed and joked and time went by My new friend Sally was going to stay I went to kiss her and she wasn't shy
Our mouths met in our embrace Eager hands groped each others body Later she would make me come in her face Sexually this woman was far from shoddy
Then we slept spread all over the bed In the late morning when I opened my eyes I felt a terrible throbbing in my sore head Little did I know that I was in for a big surprise
I looked on the bed and I'd forgotten her name Oh my God I was in for a terrible fright Then all of a sudden I rumbled the game My long legged friend was post op transvestite
A Drunken Bender ! (18+) • Opuss № I