1 March 2013
A frog and a toad met by a wooded pond one day The frog was called Cedric and the toads name was May They sat there and looked each other up and down neither of them showed any kind of a frown
Cedric looked good in his green mottled coat May was right flirty with her brown knobbly throat They looked into each others big bulbous eyes It was love at first sight, oh what a surprise
Now Cedric, he was a real romantic You know what it's like it got real frantic May turned around and he looked at her bum Cedric got over excited and it made him come
After a while they had moved in together They were happy in their pond whatever the weather As winter turned to spring the pond became full of spawn Then after two months thousands of little trogs were born
Love At First Sight • Opuss № I