9 February 2013
My girlfriend is often very silly She asked me to stir her tea with my big willy So I pulled it out and dropped it in the mug Oh how we laughed as I stirred her tea with a shrug
It appeared that I had started a tea tsunami As inside the mug was a swishing salami It sloshed about all over the place So I pulled it out and put it straight in her face
Tea For Two • Opuss № I