dumbass, badass

you're such a goof
you're practically the definition of perfection
in the male version
you're the best at anything, really
sometimes your cockiness shows
but somehow
a bunch of chicks end up falling for you anyway
so whatever it is you're doing
keep it up
you've got charm
you've got humor
you and i go way back
so i know you better than all the other frauds
i knew you when you were the boy obsessed with monkeys,
the boy who loved the color orange,
the boy who didn't know how to spell his own mothers name
a-n-d-r-e-a
the boy who got made fun of for his buck teeth,
the boy who isn't that rich,
the boy who is a horrible speller,
the boy who has to beg people for food everyday,
and yet
people still appreciate you
i know you think you're so cool
because you know everyone
you know how to do anything
you can be the biggest gentleman ever sometimes
and then you're downright rude
and then you're obviously stupid
basically you hit me whenever you want
and you're such a dumbass
and girls never see that side of you
they just pretend to hate you
so you can feel sorry for whatever it is you did to make them "mad"
we have been through some really pathetic shit,
you made me cry for calling me short
i made you cry for hurting you really badly,
you hate my advice
but i always need your help
all in a days work
weve got each others back
and our only issue seems to be trust
and every friendships got their own flaws
people don't need to pick out ours
because like i said
you're basically perfect
all the girls love you
you're gonna get so far in life
no shit sherlock
you're the best
you're seriously badass
and a dumbass
and my best friend
to be honest
i think im gonna cry the most with you
when we leave
and go our separate ways
and we can cry together
and we can be brother and sister together
and we can laugh
i love you.