M&S

@loobustus

Why did everyone ask the mushroom to come to their party. Because he was a fungi (fun-guy).

@bop365

Cheesy Joke ;)

I went to the zoo and saw a loaf in a cage. A sign read: "Bread in captivity.".

@purpleipodgirl121

Cake Baking YEAH!!!

I'm going to bake a cake today!!. Hope it turns out good :D. It's for a party my parents are hosting at our house. I'll have no one to talk to wahhhh :( Comment on your favorite kind of cake.

@sweetpea2311

Chocolate Sausages

I love my chocolate, could eat it all day and sausages a lovely texture of juicy meat in your mouth but when they meet together is it to be encouraged or disgraced....

@wolflore

Dietary Advice Needed

Does having a butty in both hands constitute a balanced meal?.

@robskinner

Rolos

Rolos are so much easier to get out of the packet when they're upside down..

@wolflore

Banquet

Tonight we dine, a feast of Kings. A grand banquet laid before us on a table fit for a knight. Round and round go the choices. Dim sum to our hearts, or should that be stomachs, content.

@nikujagagirl

Random moment from my life #34

(me eating lunch) Me: There's a tooth................ in my taco..