Quote 1 - Lemony Snicket

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Quote 6- Lemony Snicket

"A passport, as I'm sure you know, is a document that one shows to government officials whenever one reaches a border between countries, ao the officials can learn who are you, when were you born,...

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Quote 9- Lemony Snicket

"I heard once of a man who wanted desperately to be remembered after his death, so he spent his youth writing and rewriting his last words, and his old age repeating them every five minutes so that...

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Quote 10- Lemony Snicket

"If you are allergic to something, it is best to not put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats." -Lemony Snicket, Horseradish page 162.

@ewieanggoro

i heard that drinking half a bottle vodka in one day could kill you. i call it fairy tale.

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bastards

there are two types of friends: friends who are not there when you need them, and friends who don't want to be there whether or not you need them and i call them bastards....

@ewieanggoro

i heard that god never sleeps... neither does devil...and i am not sure which one i am.

@welshgirl44

Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit, but it's the highest form of humour!.

@hopefulwriter

Fishing

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, Teach a man to fish and he will forever be full, Neglect to mention the bait and he will starve holding a stick..