Quote 10- Lemony Snicket

@ewieanggoro

bastards

there are two types of friends: friends who are not there when you need them, and friends who don't want to be there whether or not you need them and i call them bastards....

@ewieanggoro

i heard that god never sleeps... neither does devil...and i am not sure which one i am.

@welshgirl44

Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit, but it's the highest form of humour!.

@OneDirectionInfection

Me And My Mom

Mom: "Nanna, you love everything about them right. But if i show you a picture of them when you are 30 you will say..." Me: "Look children its your father and his friends" Mom: "What?" Me: "What?".

@KittenPaws

Talk About A Contradiction

"Too many chefs spoil the broth," and " Many hands make light work." Two contradicting proverbs. Typical. What advice are you meant to follow??.

@Kathyc

A Text Conversation

*Lauren sends a rather odd photo in group messages* Rachel: lol Me: omg Rachel: ikr Me: kmn Rachel: y. Me: idk.

@ewieanggoro

"a walk in the woods always helps me relax and release tension. the fact that i am dragging a body is entirely irrelevant".

@ewieanggoro

i heard that drinking half a bottle vodka in one day could kill you. i call it fairy tale.