Quote 6- Lemony Snicket

@biasasse

Quote 10- Lemony Snicket

"If you are allergic to something, it is best to not put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats." -Lemony Snicket, Horseradish page 162.

@ewieanggoro

i heard that drinking half a bottle vodka in one day could kill you. i call it fairy tale.

@ewieanggoro

bastards

there are two types of friends: friends who are not there when you need them, and friends who don't want to be there whether or not you need them and i call them bastards....

@ewieanggoro

i heard that god never sleeps... neither does devil...and i am not sure which one i am.

@welshgirl44

Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit, but it's the highest form of humour!.

@OneDirectionInfection

Me And My Mom

Mom: "Nanna, you love everything about them right. But if i show you a picture of them when you are 30 you will say..." Me: "Look children its your father and his friends" Mom: "What?" Me: "What?".

@KittenPaws

Talk About A Contradiction

"Too many chefs spoil the broth," and " Many hands make light work." Two contradicting proverbs. Typical. What advice are you meant to follow??.

@biasasse

Quote 9- Lemony Snicket

"I heard once of a man who wanted desperately to be remembered after his death, so he spent his youth writing and rewriting his last words, and his old age repeating them every five minutes so that...