31 December 2012
Turtles have shells to hide inside Whenever you take them out for a ride.
Turtles have shells to be sneaky and freak you out When they poke you with their weird, cold snout.
Turtles have shells to keep them warm When you put them outside, after dawn.
Turtles have shells to hide their backs Which are fat after you fed them snacks.
Turtles have shells to make your day Because, come on, everybody loves gray!
Turtles have shells to protect them from cats Who confuse their grey skin with rats.
Turtles have shells for many reasons They are many, unlike the seasons.
I don’t know all the reasons why turtles have shells So email me if any of these rings a bell.
Why Turtles Have Shells • Opuss № I