6 February 2013
Cajun unicorns are rarely seen in public and for good reason. Cajun unicorns are despised by the people of southern New Mexico but not by those from north New Mexico. Old Mexico have yet to decide on their feelings for the matter, neither have the people from its north, south, west or east.
Cabbages are a wholesome food and should not be overcooked and that is why Jill never cooked them. Excluding unicorns and cabbages, Jill really liked to despise baked beans. Her reasoning is that beans, in the history of mankind, have never been observed while in the process of being baked. In essence the label on the can was a lie. A lie she would take no longer.
Jill took her petition to the senate. This petition was not regarding Cajun unicorns or beans, her petition was on a most serious topic. "Stop Global Warming" was her message. Senate shot down her argument. They reasoned that the globe has as much right to be warm as she does. She had no rebuttal. With a tail she did not physically have between her legs she went back home to Alabama where she lived a life of a reclusive hermit who would only answer to people named Geoff. To put that into perspective if one named Barry sought an audience she would simply say "Nay for thy is not a Geoff".
In New York a hardy type was running for mayor. He was from Yorkshire and he would run for anyone who would pay enough. His preferred currency was money and he liked to spend it in establishments that liked to take it in exchange for products and also services. This was the New York marathon and it involved a plethora of persons running about in aid of people's or persons who couldn't run for themselves. Lots of money was raised for Charity, 23 from Essex, who had a stubbed toe. She was grateful.
The Ending of the stuff.
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