11 January 2013
Under twisted metal and the mountains of rubble lived three survivors of calamitous trouble. They scavenged for water, food and company. They had a pet chimpan... monkey. It's name was Dave and it was the brains of the clan. He would give them orders to go and find ham. But the three preferred leaves because they were vegan. Dave the monkey didn't care for their reasons. He just wanted meat to compliment his mea... (cough) The three rebelled and overthrew their pet. They broke his legs and then called for a vet. But a vet never came because it was the end of the world. Dave died a slow and agonising death due to blood loss and infection.
Or something to that effect.
Apecalypse Now Or Then • Opuss № I